In this text-based adventure, you take on the role of a mischievous intern at a chaotic research lab where experiments go hilariously wrong. You navigate through bizarre challenges, clash with eccentric scientists, and attempt to untangle the mess of ownership over a coveted project involving a sentient goldfish. Choose your words wisely in dialogues and make morally questionable decisions to advance through the narrative. Will you steal secrets, swap projects, or broker bizarre alliances with fellow lab workers? Your reputation—and the fate of the lab—hangs in the balance as you decide who gets to keep the lab (and the goldfish) based on your outcomes!