Kernel Kapers

In a cyberpunk-inspired near-future, you play as a quirky software engineer who inadvertently discovers a parallel universe of rival operating systems - all while juggling your day job at an eccentric tech startup. Choose your paths as you navigate office politics, bizarre code challenges, and the whims of sentient kernels that like to prank each other. Will you ally with the charming but volatile RISC-V, or will you exploit the unpredictable features of x86? The fate of your career and digital realities hinge on your decisions in this absurd and hilarious text-based adventure.