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Kernel Clash

You can’t always patch the kernel, but you can always patch a drink!

In 'Kernel Clash', you play as Max, a middle-aged software engineer who finds himself entangled in a bizarre rivalry between two competing kernel developers: the legacy monolithic kernel and a bleeding-edge RISC-V microkernel. As you navigate your life in a quirky tech company, you face absurd challenges, from debugging code that sends time traveling trolls back to 1994 to dealing with an overly enthusiastic HR drone who's convinced it's time for mandatory 'team-building' trust falls. Complete side quests, form unlikely alliances, and use your coding skills to influence the outcome of an epic showdown at the annual conference where the future of computing hangs in the balance. Will you save the industry from a catastrophic kernel war or get caught in a crossfire of puns and memes?