In a satirical and dramatic world where credit card companies are the ruling dragons, you play as a newly minted card program designer. Tasked with crafting the ultimate rewards program, you're thrown into the chaotic arena of financial wizardry where your decisions can either hoard treasure or pour gold into the coffers of competitors. Navigate quirky characters like the cashback hero and the point-thief, face off against rival issuers in epic statistical challenges, and concoct schemes to entice high-spending customers while outsmarting the pitfalls of adverse selection. Every choice matters as you battle against market forces and your own mathematical miscalculations to become the top card issuer in the realm.