Identity Crisis: The Epic Game of Whose Hello is it Anyway

In a world where identities are currency and memories can be bought and sold, you find yourself in the midst of an absurd masquerade. As a struggling 'Identity Broker,' your job is to help clients reclaim their fragmented personas from the bizarre and hilarious, like a disgraced circus clown turned existential philosopher or a high-strung businesswoman who believes she's a talking cat. Navigate through peculiar dialogue trees, solve mind-bending puzzles related to self-worth and perception, and make choices that affect not just your clients’ identities but your own. Unlock various outcomes based on how you handle crises of self and use your newfound power to confront the looming question: Who are you really?