Hitler's Two Balls: The Stalingrad Chronicles

In an alternate history where the Third Reich's impact reaches absurd levels, you play as an eccentric historian who stumbles upon a hidden artifact: Hitler's Two Balls, rumored to possess incredible powers. Set during the Siege of Stalingrad, you navigate the chaotic battlefield by engaging with both soldiers and civilians, completing outrageous quests that blend history with dark humor. From absurd conversations with soldiers who think they're trendy war influencers to helping a Russian grandmother make the world's biggest borscht in a bomb shelter, your choices shape the outcomes and reveal the true ridiculousness of war. Will you use the power of the artifact to influence the course of the battle, or will you find a way to sabotage the conflict while under fire?