Hellos Are Hell

Hellos Are Hell

When your hellos come with conditions, it’s time to wave goodbye to normality!

Adventure Mystery Text Game

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In a surreal world where greetings are the currency of existence, players take on the role of Max, an underachieving greeting card writer who stumbles upon an underground network dealing in 'hellos.' Each greeting carries weight, weaving together tense relationships, secret alliances, and hidden agendas. Players must navigate bizarre encounters, decipher clues hidden within various greetings, and face off against rival 'hello dealers' to uncover the truth of who controls the greeting economy and why some hellos are worth a life. The game uses branching dialogues and unpredictable twists to engage players in a fun and dramatic unraveling of a quirky mystery.