In a world where people communicate through greetings, you play as a freelance 'Hello Analyst' hired to decipher the true intentions behind various greetings in the city of Salutationia. Each encounter brings you closer to uncovering a mysterious organization that uses greetings to control the populace's emotions and decisions. Navigate through colorful characters, plot twists, and ethical dilemmas as you choose which leads to follow. Unravel delightful absurdities, such as a robot greeting specialist and a rival Hello Analyst who seems to know more about you than you know about yourself.