Hello Gone Wrong

In a world where mundane greetings hold the power of life and death, you play as a quirky greeting card writer named Sam. Recently thrust into a twisted version of reality, every ‘hello’ you write manifests scenarios that affect the fates of people around you. Navigate through absurdly dramatic situations where your wording can lead to hilarity or catastrophe. With every choice, experience the consequences as you attempt to dodge the dark humor-infused chaos of the oversized card industry while trying to save your own skin. Will you embrace the madness, or will your words spell doom?