Hello, Dystopia!

In a twisted future where identities shift like sand, players step into the shoes of a professional 'hello-artist'—a quirky job that involves creating the perfect greetings for various scenarios to please eccentric clients. With a notoriously satirical society where greetings can shift the balance of power, you must navigate through absurd situations—like defusing a political crisis with a well-timed 'How's it going?' or saving a marriage with a classic 'Long time no see!' Will you rise to the ranks of the Greeting Guild, or end up in a world where your name isn’t safe from allusions? Play through various scenarios filled with humor, unexpected choices, and dramatic confrontations, whilst choosing your words wisely and potentially altering the future of the society you're in.