Hello, Chaos!

In a world where jovial greetings have turned deadly, you play as an overly optimistic character who's recently received a cursed greeting card. Your objective? Navigate a surreal urban landscape filled with hostile inhabitants who take greetings way too seriously. Each interaction prompts wild, absurd choices that can lead to outrageous outcomes. Navigate through unpredictably humorous scenarios, like a duel of wits with a disgruntled barista or a 'greeting gauntlet' challenge at the local park. Your charm is your greatest weapon, but will it be enough to break the curse before you're taken out by an overly enthusiastic hello?