Hello? Whose Hello Is It Anyway?

Step into the shoes of Alistair, a down-on-his-luck disgraced telemarketer who finds himself stuck in a bizarre limbo where forgotten greetings of the world collide. In this interactive text-based adventure, players navigate a surreal realm filled with quirky characters, each representing different phrases of greeting lost to time. Players must solve absurd puzzles, build awkward relationships, and ultimately discover their own 'hello' as they unravel the mystery behind the hiccuping universe of greetings gone wrong. Each choice impacts the chaotic landscape, leading to multiple outcomes and misadventures that are as ridiculous as they are profound.