Hello? Who's Hellos Are These Anyway?

Dive into a bizarre world where greetings are currency and every conversation can lead to wildly unexpected consequences. You play as a down-on-their-luck 'Hello Master' tasked with discovering the source of a mysterious outbreak of 'hellos' that have begun to spontaneously disrupt daily life. The streets are filled with quirky characters, each with strange 'hello' requests, from a paranoid greeting collector to a cult of whispering hellos. Navigate through surreal scenarios, make snappy dialogue choices, and uncover the truth behind this linguistic epidemic while crafting your unique style of greetings to connect (or disconnect) with characters. Your choices shape the narrative, leading to hilariously unforeseen outcomes and unforgettable encounters.