Hello, Whose Squad?

Hello, Whose Squad?

If you can't find the missing, make a new squad—preferably one that won't steal your snacks!

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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In a shadowy metropolis plagued by bizarre disappearances, you play as a disillusioned private investigator who makes a living solving absurd mysteries. When a group of eccentric, mismatched characters known as 'The Awkward Five' enlists your help to locate their mysteriously vanished leader, you uncover a tangled web of surreal events and outrageous plot twists. As you interact with the quirky squad members, you must navigate their eccentricities while unraveling a conspiracy that involves everything from underground art heists to spontaneous karaoke battles, all set against the backdrop of a city where nothing is quite what it seems.