Hello, Whose Squad?

In a quirky, offbeat world where humor and mystery collide, you play as an aspiring squad leader tasked with assembling the most unlikely group of misfits to tackle absurd challenges. The game unfolds in a vibrant city that feels like a mix of a carnival and a dystopian adventure. Each character you recruit—from a conspiracy theorist squirrel to a self-proclaimed meme lord—brings unique skills and hilarious dialogue that change the course of your story. Explore various scenarios where you must make choices that affect your squad's dynamics and the outcome of outlandish missions. With unpredictable events and an interactive text narrative, every decision leads you to the heart of wackiness!