Hello, Whose Squad?

In 'Hello, Whose Squad?', you play as an underachieving sidekick thrust into a chaotic world where superpowers are common, but your only power is the ability to manipulate dialogues. In this interactive text-based adventure, you'll navigate through a variety of absurd scenarios involving rival superhero factions, ridiculous villain plots, and baffling missions. Engage in conversations with colorful characters, decide who to ally with or betray, and shape a hilariously convoluted story that ultimately leads to a showdown with the self-proclaimed 'Ultimate Hero'. Prepare for random plot twists, clever puns, and a lot of misplaced confidence as you rise from sidekick obscurity to unexpected heroism—or comedy! Your choices will determine not just your fate but the hilarity of the situation.