Hello, Whose Squad?

Step into the shoes of Vex, a sassy, wisecracking detective with an affinity for absurdity and chaos. In this interactive text-based game, you find yourself in the vibrant city of Chortleton, where public figures are mysteriously vanishing and a wild group of eccentric sidekicks are your only leads. Each fractured character harbors clues—and possibly an ulterior motive. Navigate through branching dialogues, make snappy decisions, and uncover secrets as you interview zany witnesses, race against outrageous plots, and unravel the enigma. With each choice, hilarity ensues, revealing the chaotic creativity of Chortleton while you work to expose the ultimate culprit behind these capers. Will your wit overcome their madness?