Hello, Whose Squad?

Hello, Whose Squad?

Welcome to the squad, where nobody’s sane and everyone’s a suspect!

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In this innovative interactive text-based game, players are thrust into the chaotic life of a washed-up, amateur detective living in a bizarre metropolis where everyone has a peculiar 'squad' that defines their social standing. Players must engage in witty banter and cleverly navigate relationships as they gather a motley crew of unlikely allies—lightning-fast baristas, conspiracy theorists, and an indignant cat. Each choice will lead to branching narratives filled with comedic twists, unexpected betrayals, and ridiculous heist plans, as you aim to uncover the mystery behind a series of peculiar neighborhood disappearances.