Hello, Whose Squad?

In this satirical text-based adventure, you play as an unknown squad leader in a future where the world is divided into territorial factions led by quirky characters. Your mission? To form the ultimate squad by recruiting eccentric individuals from bizarre communities, each with their unique abilities and hilarious backstories. Navigate a series of outrageous scenarios, make choices that impact character relationships, and ultimately decide how to lead your dysfunctional team to victory in a bizarre conflict that’s less about warfare and more about wits and comedy. Will you unite these characters or end up with the most hilariously dysfunctional squad in the history of this chaotic world?