Hello, Whose Squad?

In 'Hello, Whose Squad?', players dive into a satirical, text-based RPG where they assume the role of a reluctant underling in a bizarre organization called The Mishaps Corps. Tasked with organizing fantastically inept cohorts of failed superheroes, players must manage these quirky characters' outrageous egos and ludicrous powers. Each mission involves navigating through darkly humorous scenarios, from thwarting villainous bake sales to rescuing kidnapped pets from absurd cults. Players communicate with their squad members using a unique dialogue tree that allows for comedic interactions and unexpected outcomes, leading to chaotic results and exhilarating consequences. Can you turn a ragtag group of misfit heroes into an effective team or will they flop spectacularly? Prepare for drama, absurdity, and plenty of laughs.