Hello, Whose Squad?

In a universe where every decision splits reality, you are a low-ranking interstellar delivery pilot with a knack for accidentally getting thrust into cosmic conflicts. As you navigate through a chaotic web of alien factions, bizarre cultures, and relentless bickering, your unique ability to 'borrow' the skills and memories of any character you meet becomes your greatest asset. But be wary: every borrowed trait comes with an awkwardly humorous twist! Can you forge alliances and reunite the fragmented galaxy, or will you get sidetracked into the most ridiculous adventures imaginable?