Hello, Whose Squad?

In this quirky interactive text-based adventure, you play as a rookie detective in a bustling city where every resident seems to be part of a secret society. After receiving a bizarre message from an unknown sender that reads, 'Hello, whose squad? Find me before they do!' you must navigate through the tangled web of bizarre characters, absurd situations, and comically serious rival gangs. Using your wits, charm, and a sprinkle of eccentricity, you’ll decode clues, build a ragtag team of the city’s misfits, and uncover the hidden truth behind the mysterious message. Will you maintain your sanity, or will you join the ranks of whichever absurd squad wins your heart?