In 'Hello, Whose Squad?', players dive into the chaotic world of a community college that serves as a cover for a covert organization of misfits. You play as a student who stumbles upon a secret; every squad on campus represents a different shadowy faction with a unique mission. Armed with a snarky sense of humor and an unquenchable thirst for adventure, you must navigate treacherous cliques, forge alliances, and uncover the truth behind the bizarre happenings around campus—like the mysterious cafeteria that serves food capable of altering your personality. Will you unite these quirky factions for a common goal, or will you walk away from the most absurd school year ever? Your decisions will influence outcomes, friendships, and even your very own transformation!