Hello, Whose Squad?

Hello, Whose Squad?

I guess I'm just a 'team player'... if my team's all about existential dread and pizza.

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In 'Hello, Whose Squad?', you find yourself in a bizarre world where every person you encounter is a member of a hyper-specific, absurd team. From the Pizza Delivery Ninjas to the Enthusiastic Cat Whisperers, everyone has a unique quest for you. As the new recruit of the 'Existential Crisis Support Squad', your mission is to resolve all the ridiculous misunderstandings that keep the bizarre teams from collaborating. Travel through hilarious scenarios that require quick thinking and witty dialogue choices to further your squad’s outlandish agenda while navigating the chaos of these dramatically hilarious characters. Your choices will influence team morale, shape relationships, and ultimately decide if you can unite the fractured squads against a common, slightly non-threatening adversary—the Bureaucratic Overlords!