In 'Hello, Whose Squad?', you play as a snarky private investigator who specializes in quirky cases involving bizarre disappearances in a bustling city where each neighborhood is controlled by distinct 'squads' (think gangs but way more absurd). One day, a series of mysterious blackout events strikes the city, leading to the weirdest squad wars ever seen. As you navigate through a web of outlandish characters—from the yoga-loving crime boss of the Zen Squad to the competitive food truck owners of the Snack Masters—you must gather clues, forge alliances, and unravel a plot that will either save or sensationalize the city. With a mix of humor and drama, your choices will drastically affect how each squad reacts, leading to completely unpredictable outcomes and hilarious consequences.