Hello, Whose Squad?

In a world where allegiances are as sticky as bubblegum on a hot pavement, you play as a quirky diplomat tasked with forming dynamic squads in a realm teetering on the brink of chaos. Each character you encounter has their own whimsical personality and outrageous backstory, from a washed-up wizard with a penchant for karaoke to a feisty warrior who communicates exclusively through interpretive dance. Your mission? To unite these eccentric individuals to take on the looming threat of the Polka-Dotted Emperor, who plans to spread a festival of confusion across the land. Choose how to negotiate, challenge, or downright trick characters into joining your cause, where your decisions will shape the narrative and myriad unexpected outcomes. Will your squad become legends or lead to hilariously tragic misunderstandings?