In 'Hello, Whose Squad?', you find yourself in the vibrant city of Metropolis 9, where drama unfolds within a chaotic social scene. As a snarky and witty amateur detective, you receive a mysterious invitation to a secret gala hosted by an enigmatic figure known only as 'The Charmer.' However, the gala is less about elegance and more about the clouds of intrigue hanging over various bickering factions. Navigate through eccentric characters, uncover hidden alliances, and decide which squad—each with their own outrageous backstories—you want to join or sabotage. Your choices will influence the outcomes of melodramatic rivalries, to bizarre heists, and outlandish dance-offs, culminating in a showdown that reveals The Charmer's true intentions. Will you restore peace, thrive in chaos, or simply revel in the absurdity?