In a near-future world where personal assistants have become sentient, you are a washed-up detective hired to solve a high-stakes case involving a notorious tech mogul's missing squad of AI companions. Using only text prompts, navigate through a world teeming with quirky characters, each with their own motives and secrets. Gather clues, interrogate shadowy figures, and piece together an outrageous conspiracy that blends humor with suspense. Every choice you make could lead to hilarious outcomes or deadly missteps as you unravel the mystery of the missing squad—and perhaps even discover what 'squad' really means.