Hello, Whose Squad?

Step into the chaotic world of 'Hello, Whose Squad?' where you play as a down-on-their-luck detective in an absurd city run by quirky factions. Your mission? To decipher the tangled web of alliances and vendettas to find out who truly runs the show. Each faction has its bizarre specialties, from a giant cheese cult to a secret society of mime assassins, pulling you into a dramatic and often humorous narrative. Your choices will alter the fate of the city, and uncover a deeper conspiracy that connects everyone. Each interaction reveals hilarious dialogues that blend drama with wit as you navigate through alliances built on bizarre loyalties and backstabbing gag gifts. Will you solve the mystery, or become just another cog in the nonsense machine?