Hello, Whose Squad?

In this interactive text-based adventure, you play as an underdog conspiracy theorist who stumbles upon an elite group known as 'The Squad'—a quirky assembly of misfits each representing bizarre, outlandish theories that range from aliens controlling the weather to the secret life of sock puppets. As you navigate through a series of unexpected events, you'll engage in witty dialogue and make choices that can either bolster your platform or lead you to mental chaos. Your goal is to uncover the truth behind The Squad's activities while building your own, sometimes hilariously wrong, coalition of followers. Will you promote believable ideas, or will your wild theories lead to disaster? The outcome depends on your decisions and a mix of absurd interactions, dramatic shifts, and spontaneous chaos.