Hello, Whose Squad?

In a world where friendships are forged through outrageous challenges and quirky hijinks, you play as a hapless protagonist who accidentally receives a mysterious message inviting you to join an enigmatic squad. Each member of this hilarious crew has a bizarre backstory, and together you must unravel the riddle of your own identity while navigating a series of offbeat missions that involve everything from dodging eccentric assassins to participating in absurd talent shows. Engage in witty banter, make chaotic choices, and uncover absurd secrets about yourself and your newfound friends in an interactive text-based romp that will leave your sides aching from laughter.