Hello, Whose Squad?

In 'Hello, Whose Squad?', you step into the shoes of a witty freelance detective in a city where everyone seems to be part of some secretive squad. Your mission? To uncover the identity of the mysterious squads that operate in the shadows and realize they might actually be involved in some hilariously absurd activities. With branching dialogue options and quirky characters, you navigate through a tapestry of eccentric plots—from a squad of cat burglars who only steal cat toys to a support group for conspiracy theorists who’ve convinced themselves they're inextricably connected to celebrity scandals. Your snark and clever choices will shape the outcomes as you unravel the truth behind these offbeat squads, filled with laugh-out-loud moments and unexpected twists. Can you solve the mystery while dodging absurd squad-based predicaments along the way?