In a bustling, vibrant city where everyone has some quirky talent or secret, you play as a hapless detective trying to uncover the truth behind a series of bizarre disappearances. Each character you meet is part of their own 'squad' with eccentric motives and absolutely nonsensical skills. You'll interact with a parade of oddballs, from a mime who claims to communicate with ghosts to a conspiracy theorist who believes squirrels are spying for the government. Your choices determine which leads to pursue, which squads to ally with, and ultimately, how to solve the mystery — if you can, without losing your sanity (or your lunch). Packed with humor, unexpected plot twists, and a community of characters that would make a circus look tame, 'Hello, Whose Squad?' invites players to embrace the chaos and unveil the secrets hidden in plain sight.