Welcome to 'Hello, Whose Squad?', a thrilling text-based game that plunges you into the chaotic and humorous world of intergalactic politics. Play as Zarlax, a snarky diplomat from the planet Quazzal, tasked with negotiating peace among four rival alien factions who have crash-landed at your diplomatic space station after a cosmic storm. Each faction has its own motivations and secrets, and it’s your job to uncover the truth and manipulate the relationships between these eccentric aliens. As you face lies and betrayals, choose your responses wisely—one wrong word could spark a galactic war... or simply a hilarious misunderstanding. Engage in witty dialogues, unearth secret missions, and deploy your cunning to sway factions in your favor while maintaining your quirky sense of humor.