Hello, Whose Squad?

In a quirky, post-apocalyptic world where humanity is slowly devolving into specialized subcultures based on industrial remnants, you play as a hapless survivor who somehow becomes the spark of a newly formed 'squad'. Each squad member is a bizarre stereotype scavenged from a specific part of the past—think disgruntled janitors, retired circus performers, and conspiracy theorists armed with outdated gadgets. Your choices determine not just the dynamics of your squad, but also how you navigate the absurdities of this new world. Each mission involves ridiculous challenges, from crafting the ultimate selfie-stick to defeat rogue street vendors, to organizing an underground circus for the last surviving audience. Will you charm, outwit, or bumble your way to leadership of the most dysfunctional squad in the wasteland?