Hello, Whose Squad?
“If chaos were a currency, I’d be a billionaire—who’s got change for a latte?”
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In a dystopian near-future city where political factionalism has taken over society, you play as an underachieving barista who accidentally becomes the figurehead of a new, wildly dysfunctional squad of rebels. Each member of your squad has a bizarre backstory and unique talents, from a conspiracy theorist who insists cats are government spies to a self-proclaimed ninja pastry chef. As you navigate absurd challenges—like hijacking a government drone to deliver clandestine cupcakes and infiltrating high-society fundraisers dressed as a hot dog—you must strike a balance between ridiculousness and real political change. Will you lead your motley crew to victory or get caught in your own comedic misadventures?
