Hello, Whose Squad?

Step into the shoes of a snarky private investigator in a quirky city where every citizen is a bizarre character with a secret life. Your mission? To solve the mystery of who has been stealing comically underwhelming items from the town. As you navigate through unpredictable encounters with eccentric suspects—including conspiracy theorists, amateur magicians, and vegan cult leaders—you'll need to gather clues, form unlikely alliances, and ultimately decide whose squad to join in order to crack the case. Will your wits and humor be enough to outsmart the culprits, or will you just end up as a part of their absurd criminal enterprise?