Hello, Whose Squad?

Hello, Whose Squad?

If crime doesn’t pay, let’s just say I’m working pro bono in snark.

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In a quirky, fast-paced urban setting, you assume the role of an out-of-work detective with a knack for sarcasm and solving ludicrous mysteries. Your peaceful day is interrupted by a bizarre news report: a local city councilman’s prized nautilus shell has gone missing, and the suspects list reads like a cast of an eccentric sitcom. From clueless hipsters to conspiracy theorists, you must question witnesses, gather evidence, and navigate a series of comically absurd situations while trying to restore order and become the town's hero—if only you could keep your snarky comments in check. Your choices dictate the outcome as the story unfolds in unexpected, hilarious ways.