Hello, Whose Squad?

In a not-so-distant future, you are a ground-level analyst for the Bureau of Unsolicited Team Assemblies (BUTA), tasked with investigating oddball squads popping up across the city. From a band of rogue cat whisperers to a group of knitting vigilantes, each squad presents a unique set of challenges and outlandish missions that could affect the balance of the city's quirky social order. Choose your dialogue carefully as you navigate conversations that determine the fate of these squads—and maybe even yourself. With humor, absurdity, and unexpected twists, will you keep the peace or stir the pot?