Hello, Whose Squad?

In this hilarious and unpredictable text-based adventure, you play as a low-level government employee who discovers a secret society of quirky agents, each with their own outrageous missions. As you navigate through absurd situations, from negotiating with eccentric informants to decoding bizarre messages, you'll uncover a conspiracy that threatens to topple the status quo. Engage your imagination and wits as you collaborate with a cast of over-the-top characters, each vying for recognition in their chosen field of absurdity, while unraveling the mystery of what exactly you’ve stumbled into.