In 'Hello, Whose Squad?', you play as a washed-up private investigator navigating the chaotic underbelly of a city overrun by bizarre gangs that each have their own eccentric culture and twisted sense of humor. When a series of mysterious thefts of absurdly mundane objects—like garden gnomes and left shoes—plague the city, it's up to you to uncover the mastermind behind it. Your choices influence the interactions with the bizarre characters you meet, and the outcome of your investigation can lead to wildly unexpected events. Balance humor and drama while working with or against various gangs, utilizing a unique dialogue system that requires clever repartee to gain their trust and gather clues.