Hello, Whose Protocol?

In a near-future world where greetings have turned into a chaotic cultural phenomenon, you are a quirky linguist tasked with deciphering the absurd behaviors of various intergalactic species that have invaded Earth. As you attempt to document their unique ways of saying 'hello'—each more bizarre than the last—you must also navigate a ridiculous bureaucratic system that treats linguistic mishaps as a severe crime. Your choices will lead to unexpected interactions, comedic misunderstandings, and wild scenarios that challenge your wits and humor.