You are an overworked, underpaid office manager in a dystopian future where every aspect of life is dictated by bizarre corporate policies. When the company you're stuck in initiates a bidding war for a mysterious artifact that grants reality-altering powers, you find yourself caught in the whirlwind of absurd negotiations, backstabbing colleagues, and outrageous corporate rituals. As you navigate this twisted satire of office culture and corporate greed, your choices will determine whether you can seize the artifact, escape the corporate clutches, or end up as the next office coffee mug. Engage with eccentric characters, make morally dubious decisions, and unveil the underlying truth of the artifact’s origin while trying to keep your sanity intact!