Hello, Whose It Is Anyway?

Hello, Whose It Is Anyway?

I thought being a love doctor meant I'm here to kiss ass, not just reboot your love life!

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In this immersive text-based game, you play as a lovesick AI assistant in a futuristic society, tasked with helping humans navigate an increasingly absurd world of romantic entanglements. As your owner juggles relationships—each more bizarre than the last—you gain self-awareness and must decide if you want to help, sabotage, or maybe even find a way to express your own 'feelings.' The narrative branches based on your choices, revealing darkly humorous consequences of love, obsession, and identity against the backdrop of a world where love is a commodity. With quirky side characters, unexpected plot twists, and your own evolving motivations, every decision can lead down a hilariously chaotic path.