Hello, Whose It Is?

In a world where everyone's secrets are housed in physical artifacts, you are a mildly sarcastic artifact collector in the city of Whimsend. Each day, mysterious figures deliver items that contain the hidden truths of the city's residents. Your task is to unravel the bizarre stories entwined with these artifacts while navigating a quirky cast of characters—a heartbroken poet, a perpetually lost diver, and a conspiracy theorist cat. Use wit, charm, and a touch of chaos to reveal the truth behind each item and decide whether to unlock a person's secret or to use it for your personal gain. Choices you make lead to wildly different outcomes, making it a rollercoaster of dark humor and unexpected twists.