Hello, Whose Is It Anyway?

In a surreal world where objects possess personality and desire, you play as a philosophy professor accidentally endowed with the ability to understand the thoughts of everyday items. Amidst a riotous university faculty meeting, you must mediate the wild arguments of your coffee mug, laptop, and quirky desk plant, all vying for your attention and, quite literally, your soul. Each decision you make shifts the balance of power between these sentient objects, leading to absurd outcomes that challenge the norms of both academia and existentialism. Unravel the mystery of why you were chosen for this bizarre ability, while navigating hilarious confrontations, absurd debates, and unexpected twists.