Hello, Whose Is It Anyway?

Dive into a hilariously chaotic world where you play as a reluctant mediator in a series of absurd disputes. As the 'Whose-Is-It' Negotiator, you are thrust into bizarre scenarios involving quirky characters ranging from eccentric artists to conspiracy theorists. Each negotiation unfolds in real-time, where you must leverage your wit, charm, and acerbic humor to navigate outrageous demands and unexpected twists. Discover the true meaning of ownership (or lack thereof), while uncovering secrets and forming unpredictable alliances that influence the outcome of each negotiation. Surreal environments shift based on your choices, leading to wildly varied endings, and a plethora of punchlines to keep you chuckling through the madness.