Step into the shoes of a quirky private investigator in a world where the absurd is the norm. Navigate through an enigmatic city where you must unravel a bizarre mystery: who owns the ephemeral concept of 'thingness'? Encounter a series of eccentric characters, each with their own outrageous claims and comedic backstories. Your choices will guide the investigation, determine the outcome, and unravel the threads of a mystery that blurs the line between reality and absurdism. Solve riddles, attend outlandish events, and dive into hilarious dialogue as you work to uncover the truth. Will you lose your sanity, or will you discover that the craziest things are sometimes the most profound?