Hello, Whose Hellos Are These Anyway?

In this quirky interactive text-based adventure, you play as Jamie, a professional 'Hello' analyst in a world where greetings determine social hierarchy. One day, the greetings of your town start to malfunction, leading to misunderstandings, social chaos, and a comedic series of events. Your task is to investigate the bizarre phenomenon, interact with eccentric townsfolk, and solve the mystery of the vanishing hellos, all while navigating the absurd politics of polite society. Unravel the clues, collect unique greetings, and restore order to your interactions—or don’t, and watch the social fabric dissolve into glorious mayhem!