Hello, Whose Hellos Are These Anyway?

Hello, Whose Hellos Are These Anyway?

If greetings could kill, I'd be dead from all the pleasantries!

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In a world where greetings are currency, you play as a socially awkward 'hellonomist,' tasked with tracking down the source of a strange influx of confusing hellos that are stirring chaos in your town. Each interaction presents a new puzzle where you must decode the intentions behind quirks in greetings to either smooth tensions or escalate absurd situations. Engage with bizarre NPCs who have eccentric problems caused by these hellos, and explore humor-based choices that can lead to wildly different outcomes—all while revealing the underlying mystery of who, or what, is controlling these greetings.